robots, bacon, and snark

Eat steak with chopsticks,
Grab a spoon for those noodles,
Something's not right here.

Behold the delta,
Three long arms to rule them all,
atypically fast

Does one size fits all,
when all users are the same,
but claim uniqueness?

Beware the tortoise,
its speed has boundless limits,
amidst snails and rocks

For want of a sword,
the emperor stayed at home,
and the war was lost